MoveThemOn.org is a non-profit organization dedicated to helping people who can't stand the idea of living in the United States with George W. Bush as the President and wish to leave. We feel your pain and we want to help you.
Our Help Them Leave Program
In return for the irrevocable renunciation of your United States citizenship, and your promise never to return, we will provide you with a free, first-class ticket to the partner country of your choice. Our partner countries have been carefully selected to match the political leanings of those wishing to leave.
MoveThemOn.org is privately funded. No government funds of any kind are accepted.
1. Are you outraged that George W. Bush was re-elected President of the United States?
2. Are you wondering how a majority of the citizens of the United States could vote for such an idiot?
3. Are you wondering how you can survive in the United States for four more years with George W. Bush as President?
4. Do you believe you would be better off in a country that more closely reflects your political leanings?
If you answered "yes" to two or more of the above questions, you are an excellent candidate for our Phase I, immediate relocation program. But don't wait too long! Our planes are filling up fast.
To start the qualification process, send an email to our reservations desk at reservations@helpthemleav e.com. After completing our questionaire, we will carefully match you to one of our partner countries based upon your political leanings. Partner countries include:
Anti-American: France*, Iran, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Syria or Yemen
Communist: Cuba, North Korea, Vietnam
Leftist: France*, Germany, Spain or Venezuela
Socialist: Canada, Finland, Norway or Sweden *Some countries fall into multiple categories
PHASE II: CITIZEN EXCHANGE PROGRAM, COMING SOON!
We have received so many e-mails from citizens of our selected partner countries (particularly Canada) offering to exchange places with U.S. citizens wishing to leave that we are now working on a Citizen Exchange Program.
For those who may not qualify for free relocation under our Phase I, immediate relocation program, the Citizen Exchange Program may be the way to go. Please check back for updates.
