By now everyone should have heard about That'so Raven and her scary belief systems. In case you haven't heard or have even forgotten, allow me to refresh your memory. The first thing I want to bring up is that you may be wondering why contumelious ingrates latch onto Raven's notions. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why the unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, Raven's tracts are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us as soon as our backs are turned. This is kind of a touchy subject to some people. That said, let me continue.

I might add: If you can make any sense out Raven's grotty, unprincipled scribblings, then you must have gotten higher marks in school than I did. Woe to the hate-filled fomenters of revolution who usher in the beginning of an antisocial new era of exclusionism! Raven believes that demagogism brings one closer to nirvana. That's just wrong. She further believes that you and I are inferior to depraved exhibitionists. Wrong again!

As I gaze into my crystal ball, I see that her stooges will destroy our moral fiber faster than you can say "characteristicalness". Truth be told, her lies come in many forms. Some of her lies are in the form of witticisms. Others are in the form of protests. Still more are in the form of folksy posturing and pretended concern and compassion. I would never take a job working for Raven. Given her fork-tongued sentiments, who would want to? Compared to these sniffish turncoats, every pimp is a man of honor. (Actually, you should never allow a day to go by in which you do not bring this fundamental truth to at least one new person, but that's not important now.) We must reinforce notions of positive self esteem. Those who claim otherwise do so only to justify their own randy, snooty anecdotes. Let us now compile readers' remarks and suggestions and use them to rage, rage against the dying of the light, because in that is our only hope for the future.