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Reason #1: Feel Better About The Result.
No matter who you vote for, and no matter the result of the election-day poll, George W. Bush will be named president.
If for some reason the election itself doesn’t do this, then the Supreme Court will. >>>

Reason #2: Make The World Even Safer
The world is a safer place since George W. Bush came to power. Anyone can see that.
Sure there was 9/11, and this did happen on George W. Bush’s watch, but remember there were terrorist threats during the Clinton administration too. >>>

Reason #3: Be Richer, or At Least Look It
Yes, under George W. Bush many of us have got to be much richer than before.
Tax laws have reduced taxes for some, and restraints on big business have made some investments soar. >>>

Reason #4: Leave Some Children Behind
The Democrats keep harking on about the “No Child Left Behind” program leaving kids behind. They have promised to fix the program, but do you really want them to? >>>

Reason #5: More Jobs For The Poor
In the bad old days of the Clinton administration analysts and media watchers used to analyse the US employment statistics alone to decide whether the government was doing it’s job.
In an era of global economies and overseas investments this was narrow minded and dumb. >>>

Reason #6: Media Leaves You Feeling Good.
With a Republican owned and dominated media, Democrat administrations can be confusing. Every time the government does something the media feel obliged to offer and independent critique and point out the possible negative aspects of the governments latest actions.>>>

Reason #7: Get Better Movies.
There have been some great films during the Bush years. We’ve had Michael Moore’s bowling for Columbine, and Fahrenheit 9/11 all directly criticizing the Bush administration.>>>

Reason #8: Daily Terror Alert Levels.
Can anyone remember life before the daily Terror Alert Level? Can anyone remember when the weather forcast was followed by nothing but pollution levels?
Remember how dull it was, leaving the house for work without your daily dose of terror?>>>

BIGfib says, "Vote Bush or stay at home"

Always independent, always objective and truthful, BIGfib isn’t in the habit of telling it’s readers which way to vote, but this once, we’ve made an exception.
Why? We hate to tell you this, but the world is on the brink of disaster and we’re the only ones who can save it.

Never before have the people, and the pets, and the Democrats of the USA been faced with such a stark choice. Vote for a fundamentalist Christian state in a permanent state of war against the dark forces of evil, or go back to the old boring hypocrisy of “getting on with anyone”.

Vote for a country made to measure so that American big business can get bigger and bigger and rule the world, or go back to the sad old days of monopolies commissions and boring moderation.
There are hundreds of fabulous reasons to vote for George W. Bush and a hundred more not to vote for that dreadful liberal John Kerry.
This issue contains just some of them, please read.

And if you don’t agree, well don’t worry. You don’t even need to bother voting. The polls, the media, and past experience consistently show that no matter what happens on Nov 2nd, John Kerry cannot win. Democrats can save themselves the pain of participating in a pointless ballot by staying at home and watching George W. Bush win on T.V.
BIGfib is Bush's friend, BIGfib says, Vote Bush or don't vote at all.>>>

Reason #9: George W. Is Better Looking
It’s clear that George. W. Bush Is better looking than John Kerry, especially once he’s had his makeup done. He doesn’t look bad even now, but when he was younger Bush was positively sexy. >>>