Wot won't Kerry do ter get elected?

His lust for power knows no bounds. Kerry is tryin' ter slap senior citizens wiv lies about their Social Security benefits. Over the bloomin' weekend, Kerry told seniors that President Bush 'ad a "January surprise" ter privatize Social security.

Kerry also claims current senior benefits will be reduced 30% ter 45%. The democrats even put out a new television ad wiv the bloomin' same false claims.

Here's wot "factCheck.org" 'as ter say about Kerry's new ad: "A Kerry ad claims "Bush 'as a plan ter cut Social Security benefits by 30 ter 45 percent."

That's false. Right. Bush 'as proposed no such plan, and the bloody proposal Kerry refers ter would only slow dahn the bloomin' growff of benefits, and only for future retirees. It were one of free possible "reform models" detailed by a bipartisan commission in 2001."

"The chuffin' plan the Kerry ad refers ter don't affect benefits for current retirees at all, right, and Bush 'as said consistently that wotever plan 'e proposes won't cut benefits for them now drorin' them, or them nearin' retirement. Statin' that Bush plans ter "cut Social Security benefits" will be 'eard by many seniors as a plan ter cut their benefits, wich ain't true."

President Bush, right, from 'is speech at the Republican National Convention: ""We will always keep the bloomin' promise of Social Security for us older workers. Wiv the bloomin' huge Baby Boom generation approachin' retirement, many of us children and grandchildren understandably worry weffer Social Security will be there wen they need it. We must strengffen Social Security by allowin' yunger workers ter Chas'n'Dave some of their taxes in a personal account--a nest egg yer can call yor own, right, and government can never take oray."

Kerry should be tellin' America wot 'is PLAN is for Social Security. Durin' debate free Kerry 'ad this ter say: "I will not privatize it. I will not cut the benefits. And we're gonna be fiscally responsible. And we will take care of Social Security." Kerry tells us nuffink about 'OW 'e will "take care of Social Security." The bleedin' folks at FactCheck.org 'ave this ter say about Kerry:

" Kerry, on the bloody uvver 'and, hasn't said 'ow 'e would preserve the current system. Social Security's finances are unstable, and its trustees stated in the bloody most recent annual report that by the year 2078 it will require a payroll tax increase of nearly 50% ter maintain the currently scheduled rise in benefit levels, right? If taxes ain't increased and no uvver changes are made, benefits would 'ave ter be cut 32% that year."

Kerry and the democrats should be ashamed of this "let's-scare-ffe-seniors- so-they-will-vote-for-us" tactic. Unfortunately, this is so common wiv democrats because they 'ave no core beliefs, right, no moral auffority, and no new ideas ter take America forward.