In an incredible turn of events, Yassin Muhiddin Aref, who was accused by the Department of Defense of being a terrorist and a "missile delivery commander", will be released from jail today and all charges will be dropped due to a translation error in documents found in a terrorist camp in Northern Iraq.

"We found these documents in Northern Iraq and we had them translated by our expert in-house translators." Stated James Johnson William, a Department of Defense analyst, "Well, there is this phrase in Arabic, 'ashtun hatun batar', which, depending on the context, can mean 'missile delivery commander' or 'pizza delivery boy'. It's one of those quirky language things. You know, like the words 'to' or 'two' or 'too' in English. Depends on the context when you hear it. Anyhow. We found his name with that phrase next to it in an address book of a known terrorist. As it turns out, he was their pizza delivery boy. When they got hungry at night, he would bring pizzas to them. Not missiles. It's an easy mistake to make."

The FBI found the error in translation after they read the name 'Yassin Muhiddin Aref' and remembered that they once had pizza delivered to them in their office by him.

"Yeah. It was so weird." Stated an FBI agent who wished to remain anonymous, "We were looking at the intelligence and saw this guy's name. Then I looked up his history. He came over to the U.S. a year ago and was working in this pizza joint. Well, I then started thinking that the name sounded familiar. I called up the place where we ordered our pizza from last night and bam! He was working there. I feel bad for the guy. I mean his entire family stopped talking to him because they thought he was a terrorist. All I can say is, sorry!"

Yassin Muhiddin Aref was charged with helping in the delivery of missiles in New York for the purpose of committing a terrorist attack to kill a Pakistani diplomat.

In other news, Johnny Cochran announced this morning that he will represent Yassin in a law suit against the United States.