John Kerry promised teachers today that a vote for Kerry is a vote for educational money. He said that his first presidential priority will be to give teachers the respect and the money they deserve.
However, this contradicts other speeches which John Kerry gave in the past, including telling the Steel Workers Of America that his first presidential priority will be to increase the wages of steel workers. In another speech three weeks ago, John Kerry promised ARPA that his first presidential priority will be to give the elderly better access to social security and 'depends'. In a speech 5 weeks ago, John Kerry also promised government city employees that his first priority will be to make sure that all city employees receive more pay and less work.
"This guy just promises everything to everyone." Stated a political analyst who wished to remain anonymous, "I mean where is he going to get all this money to pay for education? I'll tell you where! Most likely, he will tax all the 'rich' folks. And that is a big problem!"
A problem indeed. In order to pay for any and all services John Kerry is promising, the money has to come from somewhere. Many people believe that this needed money will come from new taxes he will introduce to the "rich".
"I will deliver on my promises." Stated John Kerry, "All these services will be paid through new taxes. But I'm only going to tax the rich. Not the poor. Anyone making more then $12,000 per year can afford new taxes."
John Kerry is set to make another speech next week where he will promise the Association of Fast Food Businesses discounts on Heinz Ketchup packages.
That's the very "quality" of a politician ... or a clown ;)
http://www.psychoheresy-aware.org/barnum84.html
P. T. Barnum believed that a good circus had "a little something for everybody.". This is called the "Barnum Effect". Of course, this is exactly what happens with the horoscope, palm reading, and crystal ball gazing.
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They forgot to mention politicians though :D
John Kerry promised teachers today that a vote for Kerry is a vote for educational money. He said that his first presidential priority will be to give teachers the respect and the money they deserve.