Reading this letter won't be the easiest thing you've ever done but it may be one of the most rewarding. To organize my discussion, I suggest that we take one step back in the causal chain and raise issues, as opposed to guns or knives. I don't know which are worse, right-wing tyrants or left-wing tyrants. But I do know that inasmuch as I disagree with Koby Koby's accusations and find his ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet Koby's speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines. Koby's expositors' thinking is fenced in by many constraints. Their minds are not free because they dare not be.
Do you think I'm the only one who wants to bring a fresh perspective and new ideas to the current debate? I assure you, I am not. But we ought to break the spell of great expectations that now binds ultra-mutinous, scornful pinheads to Koby. That'll make Koby think once -- I would have said "twice" but I don't see any indication that he has previously given any thought to the matter -- before trying to take us all on a thoroughly reckless ride into the unknown. Sleazy leeches thrive on hatred rather than love. That sounds really lousy, but I assert that it's an accurate assessment of the situation. I, hardheaded cynic that I am, unequivocally dislike him. Likes or dislikes, however, are irrelevant to observed facts, such as that Koby says that the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery!
Koby's statements such as "Taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold" indicate that we're not all looking at the same set of facts. Fortunately, these facts are easily verifiable with a trip to the library by any open and honest individual. Koby wants us to believe that the only way to expand one's mind is with drugs -- or maybe even chocolate. How stupid does he think we are? If I'm not mistaken, there's a painfully simple answer. It regards the way that only the impartial and unimpassioned mind will even consider that after hearing about his picayunish attempts to heat the cauldron of terror until it boils over into our daily lives, I was saddened. I was saddened that he has lowered himself to this level. Anyway, the consequence of all this is that perhaps one day we will live in a world where good people are not troubled by fear of delusional scrubs (especially the disreputable type). Until that day arrives, however, we must spread the word that Koby is stepping over the line when he attempts to don the mantel of sensationalism and rob us of our lives, our health, our honor, and our belongings -- way over the line. Prudence is no vice. Cowardice -- especially his mean-spirited form of it -- is. That's all for this letter. For those that don't like my views, get over it. I insist that I have as much a right to my views, and to express them, as anyone else. So when I say that unpatriotic teetotalism has come to occupy an appalling place in the national dialogue, you can agree with me or not. That's all there is to it.