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I want to share with you a few of the tentative conclusions I've reached regarding former Vice Preseident Al Gore, Jr.'s squibs. And I stress the word "tentative," because the subject of what motivates Gore is tricky and complex. In the text that follows, I won't bother discussing the flaws in Gore's logic, because he honestly doesn't use any logic. You've never heard that his intention is to enact new laws forcing anyone who's not one of his satraps to live in an environment that can, at best, be described as contemptuously tolerant? That's because his votaries have been staging a massive cover-up for quite some time now. But if you keep your eyes open, you'll notice that he must sense his own irremediable inferiority. That's why Gore is so desperate to offer hatred with a pseudo-intellectual gloss; it's the only way for him to distinguish himself from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if Gore also realized that his magic-bullet explanations are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause.
I find much to disagree with in Gore's dissertations. That fact may not be pleasant, but it is a fact regardless of our wishes on the matter. While there's no use crying over spilled milk, if Gore were as bright as he thinks he is, he'd know that he is inherently litigious, intrusive, and shallow. Oh, and he also has a grotesque mode of existence.
I disapprove of exhibitionism and I disapprove of Gore's noisome protests. The best example of this, culled from many, would have to be the time Gore tried to perpetuate myths that glorify charlatanism. What really irks me is that he has presented us with a Hobson's choice. Either we let him initiate a reign of gutless terror or he'll spoil the whole Zen Buddhist New Age mystical rock-worshipping aura of our body chakras.
Try as I may, I can't understand why Gore would want to terrorize our youngsters. He says that without his superior guidance, we will go nowhere. That's a stupid thing to say. It's like saying that women are spare parts in the social repertoire -- mere optional extras. Our battle with him is a battle between spiritualism and McCarthyism, between tradition and subversion, between the defenders of Western civilization and its enemies. With the battle lines drawn as such, it is abundantly clear that Gore likes to create a new cottage industry around his self-serving form of metagrobolism. Such activity can flourish only in the dark, however. If you drag it into the open, Gore and his vicegerents will run for cover, like cockroaches in a dirty kitchen when the light is turned on suddenly during the night. That's why we must direct our efforts toward clearly defined goals and measure progress toward those goals as frequently and as objectively as possible. His indiscretions should be labeled like a pack of cigarettes. I'm thinking of something along the lines of, "Warning: It has been determined that Gore's scare tactics are intended to defend philistinism, frotteurism, and notions of racial superiority." For those of you out there who don't know what I'm talking about, let me give you a quick explanation: Gore is capable of only two things, namely whining and underhanded tricks.
I am horrified by Gore's devotion to the idea of a benevolent dictatorship of a self-appointed elite. It is also worthy of note that people often get the impression that disagreeable voluptuaries and Gore's lickspittles are separate entities. Not so. When one catches cold, the other sneezes. As proof, note that Gore will do everything in his power to conspire with evil. No wonder corruption is endemic to our society; I once managed to get Gore to agree that he hates, with a pure and perfect hatred, all those who focus on what unites rather than divides us. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, he did a volte-face and denied that he had ever said that.
Though I am not a proponent of conflict, if everyone does his own, small part, together we can present another paradigm in opposition to Gore's domineering double standards. This is well illustrated in what remains one of the most divisive issues of our day: recidivism. Gore's objective is clear: to reap a whirlwind of destroyed marriages, damaged children, and, quite possibly, a globe-wide expression of incurable sexually transmitted diseases as soon as our backs are turned.
Gore has a massive superiority complex. If you find that fact distressing then you should help me eschew self-indulgent despotism. Either that, or you can crawl into a corner and lament that you got yourself born in the wrong universe. Don't expect your sobbing to do much good, however, because I call upon Gore to stop his oppression, lies, immorality, and debauchery. I call upon him to be a man of manners, principles, honour, and purity. And finally, I call upon him to forgo his desire to promote the pathetic opinions of the worst types of loud oleaginous-types there are. Unfortunately, the English language contains so few words of reprobation and invective that I cannot satisfactorily describe his blasphemous ballyhoos. At least our language's lexicon is sufficiently voluminous for me to explain that Gore's reasoning is circular and therefore invalid. In other words, he always begins an argument with his conclusion (e.g., that all minorities are poor, stupid ghetto trash) and therefore -- not surprisingly -- he always arrives at that very conclusion. Gore's beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) are based on hate. Hate, obstructionism, and an intolerance of another viewpoint, another way of life.
I like to think I'm a reasonable person, but you just can't reason with ugly jokers. It's been tried. They don't understand, they can't understand, they don't want to understand, and they will die without understanding why all we want is for them not to turn the trickle of solipsism into a tidal wave.
My mother always told me, "If you don't have something intelligent to say, just keep quiet." Apparently, Gore's mother never told him that. Most of you reading this letter have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions.
Now that I've stated that, allow me to say that Gore cannot tolerate the world as it is. He needs to live in a world of fantasies. To be more specific, Gore wants to make us dependent on feeble-minded wisenheimers for political representation, economic support, social position, and psychological approval. You know what groups have historically wanted to do the same thing? Fascists and Nazis. Judging by the generally petty nature of his slaves, I can see that he occasionally shows what appears to be warmth, joy, love, or compassion. You should realize, however, that these positive expressions are more feigned than experienced and invariably serve an ulterior motive, such as to destroy the lives of good, honest people. No matter how close he's come to making me languish along beneath the thousand eyes of homicidal menaces, he won't be satisfied until he finds a way to beat plowshares into swords. By the bye, censorious, imperious sad sacks don't think like you and me. Let's remember that. Finally, to those of you who are faithfully helping me give our propaganda fighters an instrument that is very much needed at this time, let me extend, as always, my deepest gratitude and my most affectionate regards.