In an astounding reversal of foreign policy, the US yesterday offered to send aid to their “friends and allies” in North Korea.
The offer, following the tragic train collision last week, which resulted in thousands of injured, was welcomed by Kim Jong II and Donald Rumsfeld in a joint statement.
“This opens a whole new chapter in our relationship.” Rumsfeld told Lolo Laroche.
“The Korean Peoples Republic welcomes help from the fascist American imperial aggressors.” Kim Jong II said.
“In exchange for this help Korea has put back by a generous 48 hours, the date of the planned Nuclear Armageddon, the date on which the united forces of freedom and equality will annihilate the evil stinking forces of capitalist domination through nuclear terror the like of which the world has never seen.”
In an astounding reversal of foreign policy, the US yesterday offered to send aid to their “friends and allies” in North Korea.